What in the Name of Sam Hain Happened!


“I wouldn’t survive one of those Halloween slasher movies,” my wife said when she got home. “I heard tapping on the window above my desk. Then I saw someone wearing a ‘Michael Myers’ mask.”

“‘Did someone get locked out?’ I thought,” she said. “So I went to check. No one. That’s when I discovered I hadn’t locked the doors at all, which I then did.”

“After I got back to the office, it dawned on me that the person could have come inside before I got there,” she said. “But at least the cosplay wanna-be pro-wrestlers were there or I’d have been a nervous wreck by quitting time.”

While she slept like a baby that night, I wrestled Micheal Myers in my nightmares.

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