Tipsy the Clown stepped out of the bar and into the evening’s chilled air. Drunk, he proceeded to stagger to his clown car and climb in.
With his knees higher than the steering wheel, he turned on the car and stomped on the gas pedal. The tiny vehicle took off at a fast rate of speed, disappearing into the dark.
Suddenly there was a loud crash as Tipsy missed the sharp curve heading out of town and slammed into a huge tree.
When first responders arrived, they immediately radioed for 24 more ambulances. They had all seen this carnival show before.