This world is not my reality. I come from another time, another place, different from this one.
First, let me say that I use the words “man,” “his,” and “he,” because from where I originate, those are proper pronouns for the male of my species. Please feel free to substitute the ‘pronoun’ of your liking while reading this.
Also, where I am from, a man carries a wallet, his keys, sometimes a pocket knife, sometimes a handkerchief, a pocket watch, or wears a wristwatch. In this reality, however, he is almost always forced to have a cellphone on his person.
The cellphone throws everything off balance. It throws me off balance.
Perhaps if I got rid of it, I could return to where I belong.