Frankenstain


The once famous monster had fallen on hard times. He lost his home one evening after setting fire to it while in a rage.

Now homeless and drinking too much, he wandered the streets at night, sleeping in a garbage bin during the day. After two years of this, he decided it was time to pull himself up by his boot straps and find a job.

Happy with his decision, he unthinkingly stepped onto the busy street without looking first. A passing bus struck him and that’s how he came to be known as “Frankenstain.”

Life can be so cruel.