Blowing Kisses

We were on our way to the gas station to fill up my truck’s tank, when I looked over to my left and noticed an attractive woman puckering her red lips and blowing kisses at me. I smiled back and did my best not to look her way again.

When I rolled into the parking lot of the gas station, I looked in my rear-view mirror and saw the same woman behind me. She pulled up and got out of her car jus’ as I got out of the truck.

“Hello,” I said to her as she walked by me and towards the cab of my truck.

She stuck her head in the window and started talking baby-talk to my Pit Bull Terrier, Roxy. After the dog finished licking her face half-off, she turned and headed back to her vehicle.

As she strolled by me, she said with a smile, “Thank you.”

“You’re welcome,” I answered as she got into her sports car and drove away.

I though the old man on the other side of the pump from me was going to pee himself from laughter.

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