Rules for Defending Yourself with a Gun


1.  Guns have only two enemies: rust and politicians.

2.  It’s better to be judged by 12 than carried by 6.

3.  Cops carry guns to protect themselves — not you.

4.  Never let someone or something that threatens you get within arms length.

5.  Never say, “I’ve got a gun.” If you need to use deadly force — the first sound they hear should be the safety clicking off.

6.  The average response time of a 9-1-1 call is 23 minutes; the response time of a .357 is 1400 feet per second.

7.  The most important rule in a gunfight is: Always win — cheat if necessary.

8.  Aim, left-center of mass, exhale, squeeze, don’t pull; reapply as needed.

9.  Make your attacker advance through a wall of bullets. You may get killed with your own gun — but he’ll have to beat you to death with it, because it’ll be empty.

10.  While in a gunfight:  If you’re not shooting, you should be loading, if not loading, you should be moving and if you’re not moving, you’re dead.

11.  In a life and death situation — do something.  It might be wrong — but do it anyway!

12.  If you carry a gun, people call you paranoid. Nonsense! If you have a gun, what do you have to be paranoid about?

13.  You can say ‘stop’ or ‘alto’ or any other word — but a large-bore muzzle pointed at someone’s head is pretty much a universal language.

14. A pure soul or a dirt gun; both will gain you quick admission to Heaven.

15.  You cannot save the planet — but you can save your family — and yourself.

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