While in a public restroom, I was barely sitting down when I heard a voice in the other stall say, “Hi, how are you?”
A little embarrassed I answered, “Doing good.”
“So what are you up to?” the person in the other stall asked.
“Uhhh, I’m like you,” I responded, “jus’ sitting here trying to take care of business”
“Can I come over?” the voice in the other stall asked.
“What?!” I nearly shouted as I shot back with a quick,”No!”
Suddenly the voice in the other stall went quiet.
A few seconds later I heard the voice say in a whispered tone, “Listen, I’ll have to call you back. There’s an idiot in the other stall who keeps answering all my questions.”